Human rights abuses have been reported at Guantanamo Bay this evening as guards are allegedly forcing inmates to have a Christmas meal with their family completely sober.

The damning report comes after members of arrested terrorists were flown to the camp under the guise of visitation, yet when they arrived were sat down at a table and coerced into talking about their world views.

“I had an uncle talk for 20 minutes about why he thinks the earth is flat. By the end I was trying to choke myself on a wishbone.”

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The US state department completely denies any wrongdoing, saying there is no credible support that Muslims even celebrate Christmas.

However unnamed sources from within the prison have told this reporter that there has been a drastic increase in Christmas trees and “Holiday Cheer”, while still not allowing any alcohol whatsoever onto the grounds.

The potential mental damage that one could undergo from a sober family Christmas is unknown, yet experts say there is “no cause for alarm”.

More as this story unfolds.