Hundreds of Staff at Major Airports across the UK have ended their 12 hour strike over pay and staffing.

Staff at Gatwick and Heathrow went on strike for the first time at 8am GMT on Wednesday.

A further 500 remain on strike until Midnight.

AI Threat

The strike by airport toilet actors is in response to the increasing threat of AI, which has increasingly taken the place of live actors in airport toilets.

Staff are paid hourly to sit in airport toilets and audibly drop massive, gaseous logs in order to cause disgust and reduce congestion – a move that has not been implemented in female toilets as it would “give the game away”.

“I’ve been on codeine for the last 3 days,” says one striker. “I’m going to need a litre of prune juice for my shift on Friday. It’s gonna be the three states of matter.”

Another staffer says:

“A bluetooth speaker playing stock bathroom sounds has none of the passion and integrity of a real human being. We live, eat and unfortunately breath this job.”

Public toilets have been employing actors to drop deuce for a long time. In fact you’d be hard pressed to find an airport toilet without someone doing the Bangalore boogie, but the rise of AI automation could see many of these staff flushed away before long.