Thanks to increasing media coverage and the advent of soybean monocultures, veganism has seen a sharp increase over the last few years. One look at Google trends shows an increasing interest since 2010.

Another indicator is the use of the “XD” emoji. According to data released by Assange-L in 2017:

“use of “XD” has seen steady growth over the past five years, growing an impressive 61 percent since 2012, and is estimated to increase more percents in 2020.”

Clearly interest is rising alongside the “XD” emoji, the latter likely signifying depression from creatine and B12 deficiency. According to one analyst:

“What? a) People don’t search for ‘XD’ in Google, they use it in private messages. b) the results are for the Nissan XD which have remained pretty stable. It’s completely irrelevant I don’t…

Regardless of the fact, animals continue to die and fart into our ozone layer, giving it pink eye. Why is this the case, when so many people in major cities are choosing plant-based milks in their coffee from Kenya which is grown in the place of food?

The fact of the matter is that there is no coordination. Veganism, regardless of what people might say, is an “-ism”, and an -ism requires organisation to flourish. Where do you think the term “organism” comes from?

The release of the Game Changers on Netflix could be the catalyst we need. With some concerted effort, we could turn veganism into a global movement – answerable to a central power, most likely in Berlin, and with schisms and hopefully some ketone-fueled persecution like in the early days of Bibleism.

We can do it. Not only that, we ought to. It’s not just a “can”-ism; it’s an “ought”-ism.