In world news, Saudi Arabia have just passed a law that prohibits the Crown Prince from committing more than 4 Crimes against Humanity per annum, leaving Mohammed Bin Salman only one left for Christmas.

This follows after a series of social reforms have swept through the country, including allowing women to drive and ending gender segregation in restaurants.

Many have taken to twitter in support of the bill, most being journalists in hiding or in Exile from the Government.

“Now I can go outside without having to worry about being kidnapped, strangled and chopped up into pieces to be shipped back to my home country.” One journalist writes.

“I only drew a caricature of the Crown Prince sitting on a pile of Yemeni skulls, there is no way he will waste one of his four crimes on me!“

Until now the Crown Prince has been allowed to simply smite his foes as and when he wishes. Though activists complain that the Prince has yet to show any signs of stopping, and condemning the law as “unrealistic in today’s society”.

“He will probably just carry on killing everyone he doesn’t like, then people will forget about it in like a month or two. It’s not like he’s ever suffered from repercussions before.” Said one man who wished to remain anonymous.

The law has been praised by the international community as “a step in the right direction for democracy”. With the US embassy declaring it “really helped with sweeping that whole Kashoggi business under the rug”.